For Labour: Jamie Lee Curtis
For the Tories: Michael
Can you really imagine a Tory Live event? It would be a slasher movie with lots of pimms and neck bolts.
The debates would all be about ‘efficiency’, ‘effectiveness’ and culling people via policy.
Any young people would be cross eyed looking down their noses, bunking off elocution lessons or ringing mummy and daddy pleading for more wad.
The rest would be slapping each other on the backs and calling each other I. A Jack.
Special guests would be Russian oil tycoons, Saudi Arms Dealers and Josef Goebbels clones. With the very special guest a truck load of yeyo.
And they run the country. I’d prefer Michael.
Douglas James
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