I’m terribly sorry to inform you that there isn’t going to be a story this week. I got engaged this weekend, and there’s this weird feeling in my heart that feels prickly and warm. It’s not at all unpleasant and it’s distracting me entirely from my usual nihilism.
I’ve read some human books and Cosmopolitan magazines and it is apparently commonplace for meatbags to pay a little attention to their mate at this time, so I’m afraid my time this week is committed to that. Try not to kill each other or vote for anything fucking stupid while I’m gone.
See you all next week!
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