‘Neighbourhood officers were on patrol in Lennox Street, Weymouth when they stopped and detained a local male for a drugs search after he approached police with a ‘very suspicious white moustache’!
During the search a quantity of white powder was located. Enquires continue.’
Weymouth and Portland Police
In this day and age when satire and irony have become reality and virtually nothing surprises most people any more a man wandering along with a suspicious white powder all over their moustache who then approaches a police officer surely should not be surprised with what happened next. Nor should they be surprised if this story is shared by every police officer or ex police officer to remind themselves of a reason why they signed up.
And for those who have stomach cramps from reading this here is a song to keep the mood going.
