Dear LCFC,
Who do you think you are???? The barefaced cheek that you go and win the premiership on a budget. I am utterly disgusted that you felt the need to play good football and show the rest of the country that you do not need to be privileged to achieve. What next? Someone not from Eton ruling over us. We have an established order in football the more money you have, the better the chances of success and how dare you blow that notion out of the water. How dare you bring a manager we thought was well gone to English football to work wonders. How dare you buy players from lower divisions and develop them. To say that I am aggrieved is an understatement. We will not have socialism in football and see to it that you cease to entertain us next year.
Yours Grudgingly In Admiration
Humphrey Ali Ismail