Following on in the great tradition of Withnail & I, it is time to list all the things that happened by mistake.
Just in case you are out of the loop:
Okay, here goes:
‘I met Benjamin Netanyahu by mistake.’
‘I was in Bermuda and Mauritius and Jersey oh and the Isle of Man by mistake.’
‘I gave birth to Iain Duncan Smith by mistake.’
‘I misread 45 years for 45 minutes in the WMD dossier by mistake.’
‘I married a tax-avoiding multi millionaire by mistake.’
‘I cheered for Sebastian Coe in Moscow and Los Angeles Olympics by mistake.’
‘I watched Fox News by mistake.’
‘I slept with Harvey Weinstein by mistake.’
‘I created a civil war in Libya (because their leader threatened to abandon the petro dollar) by mistake.’
‘I read the Daily Express by mistake.’
‘I covered up the abuse of thousands of children by powerful people by mistake.’
‘I created fascist puppet dictatorships in most of a continent by mistake.’
‘I accepted an OBE by mistake.’
‘I read the Daily Mail by mistake.’
‘I bumped in to John Warnock Hinckley Jr outside the Washington Hilton Hotel in March 1981 by mistake.’
‘I watched Mama Mia by mistake.’
‘I went trophy hunting by mistake.’
‘I believed Tony Blair by mistake.’
‘I bought Oasis’ second album by mistake.’
‘I gerrymandered Palestine by mistake.’
‘I ate meat by mistake.’
‘I watched the X factor by mistake.’
‘I did not admit to all my mistakes by mistake.’
Howard Miles
