Prime Minister,
I see in this morning’s news that your government has managed to notch up another First. For the first time in its 133-year history, the Royal College of Midwives has decided to take strike action in protest at your government’s appalling treatment of their right to a decent wage for the invaluable work that they do. (https://uk.news.yahoo.com/midwives-among-400-000-striking-health-workers-003950297.html) Considering that you’ve sponged off the NHS yourself, I initially found this surprising, but on reflection have come to the conclusion that someone who has been brought up to take everything offered to him for granted, the concept of genuine gratitude is as alien to you as the Martian atmosphere. In view of what you and your government has done to the NHS and the vulnerable members of the British community, I find the idea of you being shipped off, and compelled to actually breathe that atmosphere, immensely appealing.
Maybe that’s what the developers of the X-37B at NASA have in mind – send you off to Mars, one malicious cretin at a time…?
I note that some overpaid and overly smug-faced wobblygob at the very top of the NHS, who has his pension and golden handshake for failing stitched up nicely already, says that giving everyone in the organisation a 1% pay rise would be unaffordable. Maybe that’s because your idiot Chancellor has managed to cause a noticeable reduction in receipts to the Treasury (https://uk.news.yahoo.com/uk-income-tax-receipts-set-fall-short-target-072742574–business.html) to the point where they fall short of the revenue target. That tends to be what happens, though, when you take absolutely zero action against tax-dodging corporations, reduce the spending power of ordinary people so that they have to pass on buying goods that attract VAT, and raise tax thresholds that set more people outside the liability zone. There can be only two conclusions drawn from this:
1. Your Chancellor is a grossly incompetent buffoon who should have stuck to folding towels, or
2. It is your deliberate and premeditated aim to destroy any semblance of a welfare safety net in this country.
The report of care home closures, leaving elderly people at risk, makes me come down strongly upon the second of those options.
I believe, though, that I have found the reason for your primitive attitude towards those of us who have to work or depend upon State charity to survive. It is in this report, which shows that your Norman ancestors were less intellectually developed than those of ours who were of the genus homo sapiens. (https://uk.news.yahoo.com/remains-oldest-ever-pre-neanderthal-norman-discovered-france-112914175.html). Now I understand why your parents farmed you out to that special needs charity school that you attended, which only served to reinforce the primitive mind-set of your ancestral strain. Instead of being part of the arm of humanity which went on to develop farming and other community-beneficial activities, which the majority of us are descended from, your ancestors were of the stock which was intent on grabbing everything they could for themselves to ensure their own survival and sod the rest of the group. As this type of behaviour is glaringly evident in your own dealings with society, one can only hope that this report is an omen which will presage a repeat of what happened to those ancestors of yours, and deal you and your ilk an identical fate. Preferably very, very soon. The world will be a far better place when it is rid of you and those like you, that’s for sure.
Sincerely,
Darren Lynch
