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Sunday, May 19, 2024

Too grumpy to laugh

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Dorset Vs Birmingham

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CHECK-IN

“Dorset Cream Tease is where you’ll find the relaxing, maddening, hilarious and bewildering stories, gossip and rants that help all of us to cope with life in Dorset. Everything you read here will be 90% true (almost). So get yourself hooked by visiting every week, and feel free to...
“Dorset Cream Tease is where you’ll find the relaxing, maddening, hilarious and bewildering stories, gossip and rants that help all of us to cope with life in Dorset. Everything you read here will be 90% true (almost). So get yourself hooked by visiting every week, and feel free to...

Childminding explained

“Dorset Cream Tease is where you’ll find the relaxing, maddening, hilarious and bewildering stories, gossip and rants that help all of us to cope with life in Dorset. Everything you read here will be 90% true (almost). So get yourself hooked by visiting every week, and feel free to...
Last time I reported to you that I’d been absent from the pages of Dorset Eye for a few weeks because of my time away at the All Change Retreat, where I was going through a range of therapies to become a new person. It was not an entirely...
There’s a piece of technology that sits in my hallway, which I haven’t used for years, so it came as a bit of a shock when the fucking thing started ringing. I stood beside it, staring and listening to the incessant noise as I tried to remember what...

You’re a liar!

I’m convinced we’re turning into a nation of liars. People don’t believe that the truth can set them free anymore so they roll out one lie after another. Apart from myself, I can’t trust anyone anymore. I can’t believe a word people say to me. People are even lying...
“Dorset Cream Tease is where you’ll find the relaxing, maddening, hilarious and bewildering stories, gossip and rants that help all of us to cope with life in Dorset. Everything you read here will be 90% true (almost). So get yourself hooked by visiting every week, and feel free to...
I’ve just returned from doing battle in my community. It was nothing too serious but there were times when things did become rather brutal and divisive. Worst still, aspersions were cast on my dear wife for the time it takes her to wash our windows. And before you start...