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Dear Reform UK Voters

Good day to all my beautiful Reform PLC special friends. Today I’d like to set you beautiful people a challenge.

You beautiful people keep telling me that you’re just “ordinary concerned” people who protest outside the hotels because an immigrant has committed a sex crime and you don’t know anything about the rest of them. That’s why we feel so strongly that we wave our flags and harass the others just like him in the hotel. We’re not racist; we’re just concerned that we don’t know anything about the others.

Well, here we go, my beautiful special friends.

If you’re not racist and just concerned citizens, the next time a white man is convicted of sexual crimes, you can go to the street he lives on and wave your flags and harass his neighbours because you don’t know anything about them and they must be just as guilty by association.

It makes just as much sense; after all, they must have known, and they do look like the perpetrator, so they must be just as guilty by association.

So if you want to convince me that you’re not a fascist or a disgusting racist, then you’ll all be outside the abode of the next convicted nonce and harassing his neighbours.

Good to talk, my beautiful friends, good to talk.

My beautiful friends, may I take this opportunity to remind you to not let Nigel Farage incite you to smash up your local Gregg’s or try to set fire to your local hotel holding women and children asylum seekers.

Love you all. ❤️❤️❤️

Lawrence

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