Prime Minister,
We can always tell when the Tories are certain that they’re going to lose an election, because about a year before it happens, the Party suddenly starts tearing into its own. It’s a lot like watching hyenas start eating their own young when the going gets tough. Of course, some of the rabid clawing and backstabbing tends to spill out of the edges of CCO as well. However, as that kind of thing can be written off as pretty much the more idiotic members of the Party trying to make their voices heard in a kind of “look at me; here I am!” tribal gesture it can be pretty much ignored. They should try graffiti instead – far more noticeable.
So Oddspawn wants to be PM does he? Oh my Gawd! As if you weren’t enough of a numbskull, now we have a creature who’d be more at home in a launderette wanting to lead the nation. Excuse me while I go and make myself sick with laughter, would you? I’ve got more chance of surviving naked on the Moon than that lying dummkopf has of ever being accepted as a viable leader of this nation, but he’s still willing to turn on his fellow rapist of the poor in a painfully transparent effort to put a hoodoo on BoJo’s mojo. And Johnson has just shown, br rising to the bait, why we should never allow either of them to ascend to the Top Seat. If they’re willing to do this to each other when they’re supposed to be on the same side, what the hell would they be likely to inflict upon ordinary voters?
Let’s see; we’ve had a taster of it already, haven’t we? Oddspawn cut flood defence spending by over one fifth ahead of the wettest winter in fifty years. I doubt the stockbroker belt or the rich farmers of Somerset are likely to forgive him for that in a hurry, especially seeing as it then took the Royals to shame you into getting off your overfed butt to dig out your Harrods wellies for a photo opportunity. That kind of memory sticks for longer than the sedimentary crap that the farmers and their families are having to pay someone their EU subsidies to clean out of their Axminsters, you know.
And Johnson cut 550 firefighter jobs in London just before the flooding made itself felt in Staines and surrounding countryside. I doubt that the Surrey Who Wish They Still Had A Fringe On Top Brigade will be in any hurry to forgive him either.
And, just so we can know for sure that the lunacy isn’t confined to the senior members of the Party, we have Sajid Javid trying to lay the blame for the Ukrainian/Crimea crisis at Ed Miliband’s feet. I know he’s in the Treasury, but surely Javid talks to people in the MoD as well, doesn’t he? If he doesn’t then perhaps the banker in charge of the MoD should tell him the truth, which is that our paltry little shrunken armed forces would occupy the attention of only around one fifth of Russia’s? So, Russia would, therefore, still have 4/5 of its armed might to send into Ukraine and we would, if your jingoistic buddies had had their way over Syria, be totally tied up in yet another pointless war in the Middle East and unable to respond. Really, Prime Minister, with planks like Javid in your government, probably the very best thing you can do is what the attached picture says – stay the hell out of the Ukrainian business.
If you want to blame anyone for not going into Syria, blame the public, who could not understand the logic in your stated need to cut welfare provision when set against a jolly into foreign climes that would have ended up costing at least another £40bn, on top of the amount already wasted in the Afghanistan fiasco. I always find it interesting, personally, that those who clamour the loudest for a war are the very people who don’t have the backbone to actually go and do any of the fighting themselves and who’d probably scream themselves hoarse with terror if they were made to do so.
Meanwhile, as you, Johnson and Oddie get busy sharpening the Party silverware, I suppose that absolutely NOTHING will be done to prepare for the worsening weather conditions that Britain is likely to face in the next ten to twenty years. It’s bound to be too much for the taxpayers to expect anything like that from your unelected, non-mandated failure of a government, isn’t it?
Sincerely,
Darren Lynch
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/boris-johnson-launches-furious-tirade-against-liar-osborne-104830612.html
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/miliband-blame-ukraine-crisis-tories-094535289.html
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/europes-flood-losses-soar-2050-research-shows-180228118–sector.html
