It is Sunday morning… there is a major political scandal brewing; the PM has tried to blame an ex-adviser for leaks about the criminal activities of the government, and the ex-adviser has called the PM a liar. Politics in the UK has just gone critical, and neither side is known for temperance, or calmness – they are both arrogant hysterics.
Today, the largest selling right-wing, arse-wipe, the Mail has added its two-pence-worth to this uproarious pantomime. Sadly, they don’t realise how serious this Westminster farce has become. Although to side with Boris, and to call Gollum a “nasty sexist” individual really does take some believing – unless the Mail is being ironic… which I doubt, as irony is unknown in gammon-land. Boris has used, abused, and discarded females all this life – he is a perfect example of an amoral, sexist 18th century rake alive with us in the 21st century (it is the source of Boris’ success with the gammons). Gollum, is apparently happily married… to only one woman – how terribly conventional of him. Th only sexism around here is in Clowning Street, and in the dark, subconscious fantasies of the journalists at the Mail.
But the Mail is right on one thing… Gollum will have a dossier on Boris (and all Boris’ sycophants). Gollum will have copies of every email, every text that could sink the Fat Satyr and all his works. And he will use this evidence. Boris and Gollum both have gigantic egos, and their mutual hatred (perhaps fanned by the toothy Princess Nut Nuts has just gone critical. I am sure there are large sections of the Tory Party who are crapping themselves at the moment.
The only response from the Boris fanzine (the Daily Express) is to talk about masks, and whether or not they are now needed. An attempt to distract the plebs, from the squalid financial misdeeds and amorality of their betters.
Bowditch Williams
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