Play this around the table on Christmas Day and guarantee at least a smile.
Just in case the above went too far:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
I used to play piano by ear…
Now I use my hands.
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
Why did the maths book look sad?
Because it had too many problems.
Have a cracker of a time.
