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The Tea Maker
How to queue properly
We’re always bragging about how good we are in Britain when it comes to queuing properly but, compared to folks in Thailand, we’re really just a bunch of amateurs.
This is how it should be done – if only the Post Office would keep its floors clean and if only people would wash their feet more often.
The Tea Maker
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