I have just had to tackle an intruder whom I found lurking in my gaff therefore I strongly suggest you become wary and on guard at all times for the next few weeks at least. Why spiders have to start bulking up and using steroids at this time of year I will never know. This guy was a MONSTER but luckily for me he had trapped himself by his own weight and size in my bath. So BIG I could here him scuttling around with every footfall. I still feel physically sick thinking about this blatant home intrusion. The adrenaline sharpening my wits so I quickly improvised an arachnid holding cell out of a cut down 3 litre plastic bottle, I only managed to get him in after several very tense minutes of wrangling. 30 seconds later of deep breaths to calm down I jettisoned him out off my window.
He is now on the loose and at large and do not say you have not been told, forewarned is primed. Do not be afraid of calling the emergency services if you feel you need back up. I think you will. He is VERY angry now and looked like the type which keeps bad company…
Stay Safe and report any sightings immediately…
Martin P Foster
