Look, you know I hate to say anything that might be open to misinterpretation as suggesting that you might not have been entirely wrong about something but, well, y’ know… Let’s just change the subject entirely, shall we?
I really need to stop watching Good Morning Britain, it’s really not good for my blood pressure first thing in the morning.
Today I awoke to find Piers Morgan [PM] and Susanna Reid [SR] discussing last night’s tragic events with Kevin Maguire of The Mirror [KM] and Andrew ‘Tory Boy’ Pierce of The Mail [AP]…
PM: Terrible tragedy, wrong to speculate, Muslims, extremists, Muslims, terrorists, Muslims, ISIS, Muslims…
SR: I wonder if perhaps…
PM: Terrible tragedy, wrong to speculate, Muslims, extremists, Muslims, terrorists, Muslims, ISIS, Muslims…
SR: Maybe we should just…
PM: Terrible tragedy, wrong to speculate, Muslims, extremists, Muslims, terrorists, Muslims, ISIS, Muslims, General Election, Theresa May…
AP: … strong, stable…
PM: Yes, quite right, thank you Andrew, strong, stable, Theresa May, strong, stable, terrible tragedy, wrong to speculate, Muslims, extremists, Muslims, terrorists, Muslims, ISIS, Muslims, General Election, Theresa May, strong, stable…
KM: Yes, Muslims, extremists, Muslims, terrorists, Muslims, ISIS, Muslims, but also yesterday Donald Trump…
PM: NO Kevin! TERRIBLE tragedy! WRONG to speculate! Muslims, extremists, Muslims, terrorists, Muslims, ISIS, Muslims, General Election, Theresa May, strong, stable…
Eddie Snide
