If Suella Braverman Was Reincarnated?

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While reincarnation isn’t believed in by all Buddhists, it’s a harmless enough widely held misconception. Buddhists, however, could not welcome current Home Secretary Suella Braverman to their number. Ultimately, the shared understanding of the belief is that you harm no one; even if she were on the left of the Conservative Party she’d struggle with such a belief system. 

    • Let’s have some fun! If Suella Braverman was reincarnated, I’d hope she was:

A large potato suitable for half an hour of roasting, freezing, then 10 minutes of microwaving before being cut up and mashed up inside…

    • A fox living on Richard Drax MP’s estate, ready to be ripped up by dogs in the South Dorset Hunt, illegally countenanced by our lovely MP…
    • A child born with HIV to a drug-addicted, mentally ill prostitute that Children’s Social Services haven’t noticed…
    A monkey born in captivity for Ebola medicine experiments

… Or just a talented kid born on a council estate to disadvantaged but otherwise loving and doting parents on Portland? Barriers to social mobility are so high, they’ll never get as far in life as middle class Tim Nice But Dim Tory Boy from Poundbury. 

Sadly, we lack memories of our previous lives, but said memory of being a foul, right-wing bigot in such a situation may help in making her improve the world in that lifetime to come. I have personal experience of this – I was born a middle class, Tory-voting right-wing brat. Still within my lifetime, I had the privilege of having a serious breakdown, falling into extremely hard times and clawing my way from literally deciding not to jump off a suspension bridge into the epiphany that socialism is the only way forward. I’d recommend such an experience to anyone advocating ‘tough love’ to those beneath them in society; it makes you a better person. 

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