I’m off on holiday. No you aren’t. Oh yes I am…

Inspired mostly by Caroline Lucas who put it quite succinctly:

Jan 17 Foreign Secretary: too early to book

Jan 18 Health Secretary: I’m off to Cornwall

Jan 31 Vaccine Minister: too early to book

Jan 31 Health Secretary: a great British summer

Feb 1 Prime Minister: ‘optimistic about summer holiday’

Feb 10 Transport Secretary: don’t go on holiday

Feb 10 Prime Minister: it’s illegal to go on holiday

Feb 11 Health Sec: I’m off to Cornwall

Messaging as clear as mud, then.

Thanks to Matthew Hancock, Grant Shapps and Boris Johnson for enlightening us.

Douglas James

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