Jennifer Aniston’s Stunning Retort To Questions on Pitt/Jolie Break Up

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Following the western reaction to another meaningless event, this time Angelina Jolie announcing her intended divorce from Brad Pitt (Jennifer’s ex husband), which coincided with another killing of an unarmed black man in the US (remember that the UK’s record on this is none too clever as well) it was quite wonderful to see ex Friend’s actress Jennifer Aniston putting the priorities in the right order. According to https://thegoodlordabove.com

When asked on US TV she replied:

“Fuck society, you people make me sick,” said Aniston “While you idiots are talking about this Brangelina bullshit, you’re ignoring what just happened yesterday with Terence Crutcher. An unarmed black father of four was driving home from college when his car broke down. The police showed up and shot him while both of his hands were in the air. This was all caught on video, which you can easily watch on the Internet. But instead, no, none of you will do that. You will instead focus on the fact that a celebrity couple is going through a divorce. Fuck you.”

Aniston continued:

“The same people that get super offended and lose their minds over whether or not an athlete takes a kneel during the National Anthem don’t give two shits when an innocent person is executed with video evidence. They always say that it ‘needs more investigation.’ What is the matter with people? Do they not have souls? This country needs to get its shit together, stop shooting its citizens, and stop focusing on stupid nonsense so much.”

Wouldn’t have this been a lovely moment? Unfortunately it did not happen. We may see the day when rich white Americans stand up and refuse to cooperate with a system of murder but you might want to learn some serious breath holding skills intertwined with the preservation of a living organism using cryogenics first.

Nope it is still up to us folks. Well I say ‘us’ obviously very loosely given that many of you reading this have as much emotional intelligence as a prune on a desert island hideaway.

For those who do give a shit it appears that not only did a cop kill an unarmed person but then lied. ‘He was reaching for a gun through his car window’ her superiors told the media. The only unfortunate part of this testimony for the said cop is that the said car window appears to be shut. Thus it was not any ordinary black man she shot but one that can perform miracles. Suddenly walking on water does not appear so impressive does it? A black David Blaine? A dead black David Blaine! 

Many across the world are no longer referring to the US of A as ‘Land of the Free’. Many now have many different views but ‘The Racist Cops of The West’ is my favourite, closely followed by ‘Syphilis of the West’ but these will no doubt be superceded as the next murder and then the next… occurs.

Anyway whilst we wait for the US government to do their usual jack shit ; good on you Jennifer. Oh wait.

Douglas James

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