Special advisors and PR gurus were tonight talking with important people like journalists and lobbyists about the menace of Jeremy Corbyn who may yet win the Labour leadership election.
“Our employers can’t compete with Corbyn!” said an unnamed PR consultant while holding a champagne flute and filling in multiple expense claims “We never realised that Labour has this dark history of caring about people – nobody told us”
In a move that has baffled senior Labour politicos Mr Corbyn has been drawing on Labour’s tradition of campaigning for the less advantaged and for social justice.“This is terrible news” said a special advisor with no facial features “We only put Corbyn into the election because it was cheaper than hiring a monkey and we couldn’t get George Galloway – now he’s ruined everything by coming up with popular policies that give people hope for the future – its just cheating!”
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