Meet David

Here’s David.

His twitter profile reads:

‘Proud of our blue nation. Pheasant breeder. Recent Parish Councillor. Progressive thinker and building planner. Split between Boris and Davis.’

He agrees with ripping animals apart in the name of sport.

He likes guns.

He genuinely believes that the Conservatives care for the vulnerable.

And he boasts that the attack on Jeremy Corbyn was orchestrated by the Tories.

Dave

So a thoroughly decent chap.

Tally ho!

Douglas James