PARENTS across the UK are drunkenly celebrating the end of six weeks of hellish full-time childcare.
Their shamelessly adult partying began outside school gates at 9.01am yesterday morning after handing their offspring back to education professionals.
Mother of three Carolyn Ryan said: “I waved a two-fingered goodbye to my little darlings, cranked Azealia Banks full blast on the stereo, cracked a bottle of Merlot right there in the car and sucked desperately at the bottle like it was a teat.
“Some other mums got in and we drove to a strip club, which made a refreshing change from overpriced pirate-themed attractions in castles.” Read More
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