Please can I get paid over £320 a day to sleep on a bench in the warm?

Imagine you are at work and you are in a meeting that impacts upon millions of people and you sleep through much of it still get paid.

Which of the following is your boss most likely to say?

1. ‘I think I’ll join you’
2. ‘Bring a blanket and mattress next time for the rest of us’
3. ‘This is your last warning’

Some of them are about as useful as a tonne of chocolate and lard at slimming world.

Please can I get paid over £320 a day to sleep on a bench in the warm?

Penny Lane

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