I haven’t written to you in ages! How are you doing? Caught anything terminal yet? We’re all out here praying, you know, so don’t let us down will you? Cancer, AIDS, bubonic plague – anything life-ending will do…
So, your petulant pansies there at the Department of Witless Pillocks have finally shown that you’re not worried about stabbing your boss in the back, by confirming that he lied to the House on November 27th in the matter of the bedroom tax and disabled people. I see that Tory attitudes towards colleagues haven’t changed since 2003, when Tessiebaby stabbed Dr Gearson in the back over your misuse of public monies while you were busy failing at being Party Leader. What the hell, if they’re daft enough to leave their shoulderblades exposed, go on and ram the knife in between them, dead centre! At least it shows that there’s one thing that the Fwaw-Fwaw Brigade can still do properly.
You should have snuck onto the aircraft that took Cambo crawling over to China to beg for the business crumbs from their growing markets. Then you could have completed the training, for the hands-off elimination of undesirables – such as disabled, sick and travelling people – that you started when you visited Auschwitz in 2009. I know they’re only primitive savages, as the above-linked report clearly shows, but you could have learned from the Chinese just how many publicly accessible landfill sites the UK will require for mothers to leave their deformed and weakly sprogs at once you’ve succeeded in making it entirely unacceptable, socially, to bring them up, send them to school and so on. Just think of all the money your Department will save, that you’ll be able to cream off. You’ll be able to have not only a ha-ha, but ho-ho’s and hee-hee’s too, all over the grinds at Swanbourne!
Most young women won’t be able to afford to raise children anyway, now that the Blonde Bimbo has outlined what she intends for youngsters just starting work. What a great idea to force young people to slave in hamburger hells, coffee cauldrons and the like, and never mind the fact that they might be perfectly suited to work in the aerospace, electronics and other hi-tech industries, hey? What a wonderful incentive for children to do well at school the BB’s words are! Add that to the Poison Dwarf’s plans to reintroduce learning by rote and the government will be well on the way to the complete subjugation of the British people, won’t it. Tessiebaby won’t need to send out any more “Go Home” vans – any migrants with any sense at all will be leaving Britain in droves.
I wonder if you could explain to me though: “Political embarrassment” – would that be:
• the result of providing a compassionate system to look after the existing disabled;
• the result, in years to come, of rotting infant corpses left out with the wheelie bins for foreign journalists to photograph;
• or does it simply refer to a useless, airheaded piece of filth that is a complete mockery of the female gender?
I hear from friends in the USA that Swine Fever’s likely to be this year’s “must have” affliction. Do try it, won’t you, and be sure to share with your friends? Remember, it’s only the socially disadvantaged that you’re required to cut out of the sharing loop.
Sincerely,
Darren Lynch
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/china-39-unwanted-babies-once-mostly-girls-now-211438759.html
