The English at their best don’t take themselves too seriously
So in that fine tradition you’ll find me in the park missing penalties
and then I’ll come home and make myself a nice cup o’ tea
‘cos I don’t need all that patriotism stuff
for me it’s enough to be part of society
and to have kaleidoscopic friends and family.
However, that said there is something amiss
I would like to have the day off and like the Scots, Welsh and Irish
Celebrate England’s foreign Saint by getting pissed.
©Robert Hill 2014