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This is Mike

This is Mike. Mike has terrible hair and is showing us his Wetherspoons pint the way a chimp shows you a banana. Yes, Mike, we know what a pint looks like. Mike has come on a very obviously anti-Reform page to tell us to vote Reform. We had a board meeting to discuss if we should vote for Reform UK Ltd., and I can tell you it was a close run thing. But we’ve decided not to vote Reform, Mike. It’s not because of the racism and hatred of minorities; it’s not even because Farage is very obviously a grifting piss-taker. It’s your hair, Mike. We’ve decided we can’t trust a grown man with hair like that to make a proper judgement on anything. We won’t be voting Reform, Mike. Stay safe.

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