Tories cancelling themselves to get votes

When one is so aware and embarrassed of oneself and the group one is a member of but does not want to become extinct, one must pretend to be something else. One must remove all the packaging that fills people with terror and dress up as something caring. Then pray that no one notices.

Sadly for them, ones have noticed and are going to make sure as many as possible also notice.

Tories deleting Tory #torydeletingtory #elections #Elections2023 pic.twitter.com/CshsBWHVKh

— Matilda Thorpe (@tillythorpe) April 4, 2023

Come on does this really look like a Tory election leaflet? Blue has gone all green. And the message is straight from central office. Nothing personable!

Let’s start with 30P Lee

I’m howling laughing ????@LeeAndersonMP_ quickly changed his bio from NOT including Conservative to now, since my tweet earlier, adding a Tory reference

Then he tells me to “act your age” ????

Lee luv, get a grip ????

RT gang ???????? It’s too funny not to#ToriesDeletingTory pic.twitter.com/TGm3OebFBd

— Carol Vorderman (@carolvorders) April 3, 2023

Vicky Ford MP

Michelle Donelan MP

Nadhim Zahawi MP

Julie Marson MP

Jacob Young MP

Ben Wallace MP

Bim Afolami MP

Michael Fabricant MP

Helen Grant MP

Royston Smith MP

Three former PM’s

Morning ????????

Maths test for ⁦@LeeAndersonMP_⁩

3 recent PMs, who don’t identify as Tory, want to update their bios
CON-THE-VOTERS stickers in Tory blue cost 10p

If the 3 PMs want a sticker each, how much will that cost Tory HQ?

Answer: It's 30p Lee#ToriesDeletingTory pic.twitter.com/DvBFayHlKa

— Carol Vorderman (@carolvorders) April 4, 2023

Nigel Adams MP, Andrea Jenkyns MP, Philip Davies MP, Julian Smith MP:

Quick check of local MPs before heading to work … looks like Nigel Adams, Andrea Jenkyns, Philip Davies and Julian Smith all prefer not to say which party they represent!

Any more to add to this Yorkshire list for @carolvorders? #ToriesDeletingTory @JulianSmithUK @nadams pic.twitter.com/jUBPzwpHz7

— Yorkshire Bylines ???? (@YorksBylines) April 4, 2023

And many, many more besides.

What their profile should look like:

Are you fooled? Some of you are, but thankfully, many are not.

Penny Lane

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