So, 51% of adults interviewed said ‘take away their titles’, and only 28% said let them keep their titles. (**YAWN**). Of course, there are no details of how many people were polled, what was the age distribution of those polled… how many of the poll sample were white, and how many were not white. For all we know, the poll was limited to the employees of the Daily Mail. They were, at least, on hand. ‘Lies, damn lies and statistics.’
Given that the title of Duke of Sussex, has about as much relevance, in the 21st Century as that of Duke of Cambridge, or even Prince of Wales (especially as Charles doesn’t particularly like Wales, or its institutions, and I had that news from HRH himself – but he was pissed… “I hated the place”) we the people should stop touching our forelocks and just tell them to get real… or, for example, Prince Perve will be shipped to the USA to answer questions about kidnapping, under-age sex, and murder.
What this very silly poll in the Daily Mail tells us is that the old white gammons hate young people. They especially hate, good-looking healthy, fit young people who evidently have great sex. The elderly, white male readers of the gutter-press cannot remember when they last had an erection (probably when they heard the result of the Brexit Referendum), and they hate young people – all young people; especially, non-white young people. Because those young people will live, and the worms will soon know the inside of the gammons’ brains.
Their money, the patriarchal power of the establishment white male will not save them from the common heritage of all men – the greatest gift of God. The members of the self-perpetuating gerontocracy that runs England will all come to dusty death… sooner, rather than later. And that is what they rage about. The Daily Mail is built on that fear of death.
So, Harry and Meghan – and all you young people out there – enjoy yourselves. Have as much sex as possible, because it winds up the impotent gammons and the Brexiters so much.
Shag for the revolution in England!
Bowditch Williams
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