A new social media platform named TRUTH was announced to the world today. Yes, ‘TRUTH’, Donald Trump’s biggest challenge, is now the name of his new social media platform.
The self-styled ‘America’s favourite President’ proclaimed he will be launching a social media platform like no other. A report on the BBC suggested an early version of his latest venture, TRUTH Social, will be open to invited guests in November, and will have a “nationwide rollout” within the first three months of 2022.
Trump has been banned from Facebook and Twitter since January 2021 for spreading misinformation, so just like when a rich kid gets kicked off a football pitch, he goes and builds his own. His first venture, the website ‘From the Desk of Donald J Trump’ was closed down less than a month after it launched due to laughably poor audience figures.
But Trump now claims he has done the seemingly impossible and created a social media platform to compete against the likes of Facebook, Twitter and Parler called …. TRUTH. Reflecting his own truthful personality, this platform will be as honest as he is and may attract millions of die-hard Trump fans.
This new platform will, it seems, primarily be for Trump to share his thoughts with the rest of the world, but hasn’t the world heard enough already? Trump Media & Technology Group (TMTG) which he chairs, also intends to launch a video-on-demand service featuring what they described as “’non-woke’ entertainment programming, news, podcasts, and more”. The culture wars are about to get even hotter.
BU Students on the launching of TRUTH
Prophet Trump’s crusade on fake news has resumed, he has set about on his humanitarian mission to spread his truth, the one truth, that we as mortals live in ignorance, blind to his infinite wisdom.
It is now his mission to spread his truth to all of those who are blinded by the lies of the fake news liberal media.
BU Politics student Max Bateman-Sandy’s reaction was to reach for the words of a former President JFK: ‘Do not pray for easy lives, pray to be stronger men’. And just like the light faded from JFK’s eyes after Lee Harvey Oswald took the shot, the light left my eyes when I heard about Trump’s new social media platform. I will never be a strong enough man to take this seriously.
Kyle Currie, Callum Edwards, Laura Palmer, Joshua Pitt, Ben Schmidt and Max Bateman-Sandy
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