Photographs released via a far right news agency in Latvia appear to reveal Paul Nuttall is a shapeshifter. After they boasted that ‘one of their own is a genetically mutated newly elected leader of an establishment backed nationalist party in the UK’ speculation and curiosity reached fever pitch. Top secret documents were then leaked that this said leader had been able to mutate in to various forms and has been doing so for a number of decades. Although not mentioned by name the leaked photographs and documents also referred to a ‘Liverpudlian fantasist backed by a narcissistic, tax avoiding insurance salesman’. 

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More photographs are promised in future days but those already in circulation suggest something very dark indeed. Links to mass murderers and psychopaths have always been denied by the likes of Adolf Hitler and Pol Pot but it appears their apologists may find it much more difficult to convince people from now on. 

The international media will now become feverish in their desire to find out what Mr Nuttall got up to as ‘Blondie’ and how ‘deep’ Myra got on Saddleworth Moor. Not to mention whether he was ever able to meet ‘Hissing Sid’. 

Another major question yet to be asked but one that surely must be very soon is ‘what members of the Tory establishment created UKIP?’ The assumption that nobody in the corporate media is aware (given their coverage to date) is a truth stretch too far. For many of us on the ‘outside looking in’ it has been obvious for years. Lies; contradictions; histories; evidence… all point to one thing. Millions of voters have been had and the corporate mainstream have been very quiet.

The future may be unwritten but the present is about to get writer’s cramp.

Just in: Secret filming of the UKIP Spring conference in Bolton (don’t be fooled by the heading).
 

Douglas James

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