Possibly satire, possibly not.
Wow! I met an employee of St. Thomas Hospital yesterday (2 metres away, of course) who shared something with me that could change the course of Boris Johnson’s future!
Apparently, when BJ was admitted to the hospital, staff were required to sign the Official Secrets Act! Wow! However, two doctors refused, and were subsequently sent on gardening leave.
Now my source told me that Drs. ‘Shirley Knott’ and ‘Ashleigh Pullin’ were disgusted by BJ’s flippant attitude from the off, and I quote, ‘He had the most pathetic, contrived cough I have heard in all my years of practice! I’d’ve sent him home with a packet of Lockets and bottle of Calcough Children’s Syrup’ (Knott). ‘If he had COVID-19, then I’m not a doctor!” – Pullin.
Proof (if any were needed) that we, the public, are being hoodwinked!
Anthony George
Subsequently, what was originally characterised as a possible spoof became a wholesale reality:
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Drs Surely Not and Actually Pullin’ [your leg]. C’mon – you can do better than that!
Lol! You’d be surprised at how many I’ve reeled in today though! Lol!
Over 10,000 people have died. If you think that is a subject area of fun and lies you really need to see a psychiatrist.
Fuc*wit
We have numerous articles asking people to be sensible. We own this mistake not to label as satire (or part) and can only apologise.
Always easier to say sorry – than ask permission – not be reading this tripe again – independent – inform – alternative view I can accept this was just over the top
Actually, this is EXACTLY the reason why I wrote it. The media is full of Messiah Boris rubbish whilst neglecting the 10 000 odd who have sadly died. The man and his cronies to need to be made accountable for this blatant act of terrorism on the public!
All this article does is provide ammunition for Boris supporters, further muddying the waters (just like the government wants) as to who is to blame for this disaster.
Any genuine story will now face the retort “yeah, but efty nutjobs made up / shared a fabricated story about him not being ill”.
And they’ll be right.
I take it you saw that The Independent has an ‘exclusive’ report about a senior Labour NEC member sharing this tripe?
Now watch and weep as the Sun, Telegraph, Express et. al. regurgitate this for the next ten days, making Labour out to be heartless conspiracy theorists, trying to score cheap political points against the critically-Ill Sir Boris Churchill at our country’s greatest time of need.
The mainstream media is already using this article as a weapon against Labour, deflecting blame from the government and undermining genuine criticism.
So it was a ridiculous decision to print this garbage, and the justifications for it are feeble.
By writing articles like that you are really undermining valid criticism of Johnson and his cronies. You have just lost The Dorset Eye its credibility,
Very witty
Hang on he has gone to his second home which is against the law and you are fined for doing so and his lady friend Partner or whatever you want to call her has gone there isn.t that an unlawful journey even POSH got fined for that or is there one rule for one and one for another?
So, why would they contrive something like that? To protect him from something else? 🙂
To garner sympathy and support for him. Brave Boris and similar bollox
I had my suspicions because Bojo is a pathological liar.
The Tory rags Mail and Telegraph were going for him and then we find him in hospital. The rags then relent. Funny old world. Just sayin.
Cant see any trace of the Drs mentioned. Are you sure if your source?
???
I say ???.
Read the whole article. ?
Really? Fuck me…
I do believe he was sick. Whether he was ill enough to require an ICU bed or not I very much doubt. Spokesman for St Thomas’s said he responded to ‘Standard Oxygen Treatment’
Neither of these doctors are listed on the medical register. Can you explain why? Thank you.
https://www.gmc-uk.org/registration-and-licensing/the-medical-register
*face palm*. Did you really check if Shirley Knott was on the medical register? Shirley Knott.
Sublime
No doctors with those names are registered with the GMC (go check for yourselves https://www.gmc-uk.org/registration-and-licensing/the-medical-register#search The Register) so I think it’s safe to assume this article is bunkum.
Shirley Knot?!
I am not questioning you Barney but dont you need their gmc code to search?
There was also a dr Hugh Jarse forced on leave.
No mention of him tho.
If a doctor were to break confidentiality like this they would be struck off. This is nonsense. Fake news. Dangerous at that because it implies someone with mild symptoms cannot have covid and could potentially result in further spread of the virus. The writers of this should be ashamed of themselves for potentially costing lives.
Just check the names of those two against the medical register. Just Google “Medical register”, easy to do
Oddly, they’re not on it !
Shirley Knott?
Thanks I needed a laugh today!
Shirley Knott! Surely not! And is Ashleigh Pullin our legs?
Anyone falling for this must be a bit thick, really. I can’t believe how much British IQs have retarded over this last couple of decades.
This has really cheered me up Phil McCrackin ???? some scoops are ?
Drs. Shirley Knott and Ashleigh Pullin do not appear on the GMC Medical Register. Is this story deliberately fabricated, or has the author simply been duped & is therefore naive beyond belief?
You utter bellend
Is it now your job to ridicule and undermine the left with pathetic spoof stories?
Not meant to be partisan. We published in good faith and apologise for any misunderstanding as explained elsewhere.
How did you publish this in good faith?? Did you read it or jump on it as it supports your hatred of Boris. It is a conspiracy that he wasn’t ill at all and was deceiving the country. If it wasn’t for the obviously made up names, would you have apologised? Serious questions need to be made to your editors and any advertisers you might have. I shall be taking this further with Ofcom
Ben Dover n Phil McCrack ???. What do you call one with a tiny knob?
Justin Sidebottom.
why not tell this story to all the thousands of families that have lost loved ones. they would love to know its a farce. i am sure they will convince you otherwise
Please see responses to other comments.
Duh… ??♂️?
Click bait from the Dorset Eye?
Well that’s misjudged – another ‘news’ site I can scrub.
Never intended that. Please see replies elsewhere.
Mike Hunt spokesman for the doctors also said the two junior make doctors were sent home Ben Doone and Phil Mcavity refused to comment further.
Yes, I was reading your articles till this, but that’s plainly made up nonsense masquerading as truth. Very silly and childish.
Btw, someone is allowed to move homes to look after their sick partner and someone is allowed, under doctor’s orders, to leave their place of work and move to a place away from it.
Yes we fell for it too and then updated. Apologies. Every other article is valid and this one is at least getting people to think and challenge the status quo.
However our mistake and we own it.
Is this really the time and place to be ‘clever’ or could you perhaps do something more productive with your time? You know that people will fall for it and, hey presto, we have another piece of fake news making the rounds. As if we didn’t have enough to contend with.
Pack the ego away.
The article here is obviously a spoof but lines 2 and 3 being posted on Twitter as if it’s a true story.
Only two days left on this catch up. Can someone who knows how grab it? @30:20 https://www.globalplayer.com/catchup/lbc/uk/b8FPjCj/
Suggest you may wish to follow the Judge on the Twattersphere.
Boris has been replaced , as per the Film.
“I Was Monty’s Double'”
For the neigh sayers, watch You Tube, “Out of The Shadows” by Liz Crokin, watch that with an open mind, things about to get Biblical.
God Bless You
CHRISTOS ANASTI
UMM maybe not satire knowing how the Tory party and Boris lies
Deary me! I do seem to have caused quite an upset now haven’t I? Of course it’s a satirical piece! Shirley Knott? Ashleigh Pullin? For goodness sake people, get a grip! I even revealed my ‘source’ later as Joe King. But still countless people couldn’t see it…*Face palm*
Shes just ashleighy pulling ya leg right, shirley knott true ??
Let’s all welcome ourselves to our unknown future!
Hopefully, our Earth will get some more time off humanitID-19(20… or whatever else someone would like to name it)!
Those were made up names?
OUTRAGEOUS.
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how irresponsible to post this news item, social media is absolutely loaded with fake news, lies and twisted facts, the labour supporters promoting all this rubbish are undermining a labour party already in turmoil, if you wish to bring the rational, logical voters, back to the labour party it has to regain its credibility, lies like this undo any positive action already taken.
Funny as fuck.
Six weeks later and the fallout from this bollocks continues to drop. I have zero support for BJ but do yourselves a favour and remove this bullshit OR make your “we own this mistake” apology a bit louder and clearer. A “news” site – that’s your claim at the bottom of the page – which then mixes news and satire so fucking clumsily might want reconsider its intentions then very clearly stick to one or the other. Little flags with “Possibly satire, possibly not” don’t cut it and the obvious, intentionally humorous fake staff names flew well above the heads of enough of your readers who then pass it off as genuine to thousands of retards sharing it over at FaceBook. And it’s downhill from there…well done.