The Village that never was – Harmons Cross held its annual gymkhana and fete today. The wannabe county set were in full cry for the gymkhana and fete.
The Horse of Day award went to ‘Shad’ who was determined not to start until he’d had a good shit at the start of the course and left a steaming great turd on the ground to make his feelings at being forced to bound around an assault course on a steaming hot day crystal clear.
Shad then proceeded, despite getting a good whipping for his trouble to totally fuck about and log 12 faults in quick succession thereby getting himself and his rider promptly disqualified.
Way to go Shad
Graham Horne
Swanage