Twice a week, usually on Tuesday and Friday, although not always on those days, I treat myself to breakfast at a local fine dining establishment (Toasted sausage sandwich with ketchup and 2 flat whites).

It’s located directly opposite a pay-and-display car park. I never buy a ticket.

My sport, is waiting for the traffic wardens to come round and while they are in the process of issuing a ticket, i pay for my parking via the Ringo app. I love the look of crushing disappointment as they realize this just before they issue the ticket.

I ve been doing this for about 6 weeks now.

I think even the most reckless free climber would struggle to match the level of adrenaline my sport gives me.

Ade – 54, no wait, 55

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