Constituent Destroys Government’s Brexit Negotiating Position

‘Dear Bournemouth Borough Council. 

I have had a referendum in my house and we have decided to leave the Borough. I demand free access to your swimming pools, libraries, parks and other facilities. I demand free, borderless access to your roads and I expect to be able to continue to go about my business without any form of hinderance.

I absolutely refuse to pay any council tax as this will be little more than a spiteful, punitive measure on your part.

Thank you; I await your agreement.’

Phil Dunn