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Covid-19 vaccine: ‘…But on the other hand my friend Janet…’

I’m really confused about this potential Coronavirus vaccine.

On the one hand, members of the scientific community have confirmed that in terms of protection it is more than 90% effective against Coronavirus, albeit with safety data at a very early stage with more work and research needed, but on the other hand my friend Janet who turns her WiFi off at night in case her TalkTalk router runs up the stairs and fondles her tits while she sleeps just said that it’s all a conspiracy by Bill Gates to inject us all with tracking chips that make our brains play the Windows XP music every time we wake up.

She heard this from a woman on Facebook who has developed a massive following by telling people exactly what they want to hear and then telling them to ‘do their own research’ when they ask for some sort of proof.

Fucked if I know who to believe.

Man Behaving Badly

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