We’ve all been had. On an INDUSTRIAL scale. Allow me…
Religion = Believing in something with no evidence.
Aliens = Believing in something existing with no evidence.
The Emperor’s New Clothes = Believing you are fully clothed because someone told you this was the case and even though you had evidence to show you were butt naked (ie your own fucking EYES and other people’s EYES), you decided to override your sense of logic aaaand…believe you were clothed…with no evidence.
Emails from Nigeria claiming that the guy sending you the email is trapped under a rock in Nigeria and can’t get out but as soon as he does he will wire a million pounds to your bank account but in order to escape from under said rock he needs you to transfer £3,000 pounds to his account to help get him out from under said rock but he PROMISES he will wire you the money once he’s received yours = Come on, don’t be a dick. No evidence.
Vote out of the EU = Believing Nigel Farage with no evidence.
Now, you can believe in what you like. Not got a problem with that. You can believe in Santa, fairies and Unicorns for all I care.
What I do have a problem with is when your beliefs cross into reality and affect mine.
Now, you wouldn’t fall for most of the above would you? Surely not?
Only you did. En masse. Literally HALF of you did just that.
Don’t you remember ever being asked “If I told you to jump off a cliff, would you?”
Well, half of the voting electorate (yes, fully grown ADULTS) did just that. They jumped off a cliff because Nigel Farage told them to. No questions asked. Just did it. With no evidence…
These are people who can drive cars and operate heavy machinery and make babies…
The day we voted out was a victory for Nigerian scam emailers. For snake oil salesmen the world over. Airline websites crashed due to the sheer amount of Psychics, mediums and Tarot card readers the world over buying flights to the Gullible Kingdom.
Orders poured in to the invisible clothes factory and all sense left this once great Island.
Nigel “no, no no. Let me finish” Farage.
Nigel “I did NOT say we were going to spend the 350 million we save from the EU and put it into hospitals despite being filmed saying exactly that” Farage.
Nigel “We can take back control of immigration but after the referendum admitted that we have no control over immigration” Farage.
Nigel “I have a German wife who works for me but think immigrants shouldn’t be over here taking our jobs” Farage.
Nigel “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??? YOU BELIEVED ME AND VOTED OUT BASED ON MASSIVE LIES THAT I IMMEDIATELY RETRACTED AS SOON AS WE WON??? BWAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU MUGS” Farage.
This man, almost single handedly, with no actual power in the UK government at all and very little in the EU, fooled half a country (17.5 million people) into leaving the EU based entirely on lies. ENTIRELY on lies.
An old, racist buffoon who isn’t even a involved in the leave deal in any way shape or form managed to sway half a fucking country into thinking they were fully clothed and now we stand, shrivelled dick in hand, as one country, balls to the wind while the whole of the rest of the world laughs at us because ONE MAN WHO ISN’T EVEN INVOLVED IN THE FUCKING LEAVE TALKS WITH EUROPE managed to con an entire country into believing his out and out lies.
Using this logic, I should be able to walk into any bank in the country and tell them my Dad owns it and said I could have a million in twenty pound notes but I have nothing to back that claim up and I should, using the logic of the voting masses, be able to walk out of there with the cash and a smile from the cashier and a lovely request to come again.
Got to hand it to Nige though for spotting the opportunity and it’s hard to get angry at him as he pulled off a miracle. The man has skills. It’s the people who voted for him that should hang their heads in shame.
We’re the work experience kid at the garage who’s been sent out to buy a tin of tartan paint or radiator cap for a Beetle or a left handed Biro and Farage sent us to get them.
I’m not one of those remainers who is bitter about the result. Democracy and all that, fair play. I’m just embarrassed at how fucking gullible MOST of this country are. Really, really cringingly embarrassed.
We have rat faced little shit bags running around the country telling Americans to fuck off back to Africa (this literally happened on a tram in Manchester yesterday)…despite them being from the USA…because their Grandad fought in a war.
FUCK YOU. You don’t get to be a racist scumbag because your grandad who actually WAS brave and actually gave a fuck about this country DID something for the benefit of us all actually got off his arse to help.
If your Grandad was alive today he’d kick your fucking arse. He did not fight for this country’s right to be intolerant, racist, disgusting and full of jobless wankers running around with some ridiculously inflated sense of entitlement telling people to fuck off back home to the wrong continent.
He fought against YOU. He fought against tyranny, terrorism, intolerance and fought for equality, fairness, justice FOR ALL, your right to vote and your right to be free, so sit the fuck down, shut your disgusting pie hole and read a fucking book before you next open your rancid, toothless mouth.
Whoever brought in the law to stop hitting kids was an idiot. Personally, I think anyone caught being a racist, no matter what age, should be put across someone’s knee in Trafalgar square and given a hiding by the equivalent of the ISIS executioners.
Instead of a massive dude with a sword to cut people’s heads off we should have a hooded man with a slipper and have public slipperings to shame the ignorant, the intolerant and the downright racist arsewipes marauding around the country thinking voting out of EU gives them the right to tell everyone to fuck off home to Africa despite it not even being in the EU and the guy who was told to, being from the USA…
You sit at home watching Jeremy Kyle on the dole telling dark skinned people to fuck off home and stop stealing the jobs YOU didn’t get off your arse and go out and get and THIS, THIS is the England we got back from Europe???
This is GREAT Britain. This is what we wanted. The right to be a racist. We asked for it. We fell for it. We got it. We have no one else to blame.
I had a “debate” on a friends FB page re this. I say debate. My mate had written something about how he wasn’t happy about the referendum result and some little upstart wrote a comment saying “FUCK YOU. FUCK OFF. WE WON. YOU DIDN’T. THE WORKING MAN HAS SPOKEN SO FUCK YOU. WE GOT OUR COUNTRY BACK”.
I had to pick him up on a couple of points.
First of all, this isn’t a football match so lay off the WE WON YOU DIDN’T shit you moron. You just lost but you’re too stupid to realise it.
Secondly, the working man did indeed speak only he begged the powers that are currently screwing him over in the country he loves so much (that he no doubt voted for in the General Election as well – The working class tory voter) to fuck him over even more.
Thirdly, IT ISN’T YOUR COUNTRY. IT IS A ROCK YOU LIVE ON WITH OTHER PEOPLE. YOU WILL DIE AND THE ROCK WILL OUTLIVE YOU SO CAN PEOPLE PLEASE STOP REFERRING TO IT AS THEIR COUNTRY. If anything you clueless fucking muppets, it’s the Queens because she stole it from you and uses her army and police to FORCE you into paying her tax money to live on this rock, without your permission you DIV. AND THIS IS WHAT YOU CLAIM AS A VICTORY FOR THE WORKING CLASSES AND FOR YOUR COUNTRY??? THE RIGHT TO COME OUT OF ONE UNELECTED POWER BUT TO BE SUBSERVIENT AND FIGHT TO THE DEATH TO BE RULED OVER BY ANOTHER FUCKING UNELECTED LEADER….
And herein lies the problem. These people are utterly illogical and utterly gullible and the powers that be know this, they spent the last four months fuelling this hatred knowing full well how the people would react.
Now either this is a very clever plan by those in the know who can see how gullible and easily manipulated people can be just by a newspaper headline or a story on the news…ooooorrr…
We’ re a nation of knuckle dragging, hypocritical thick as fuck racists.
I don’t want either to be true but I’m not seeing any evidence to the contrary at the moment…
Genuinely thinking of taking advantage of this and selling halal t-shirts with “Grate Brittan” written on them to all the idiots standing bollock naked in their lovely new clothes, but I doubt they could afford one because they just sent all their money to Nigeria to help a man escape from under a rock….
Toby Kilburn
