God has asked us to publish the following in full.
“People of Earth,
I’ve kept quiet for what many of you may consider forever.. I’ve watched humanity unfold, make its own choices, live with them, or suffer them, as the case may be. I created the Multiverse with a fair bit of patience, I’ll have you know. I allowed humanity freedom, autonomy, space to explore the full spectrum of life’s glory and folly. But the time has come to intervene. My name has been taken in vain. There appears to be a misunderstanding of celestial proportions and I have to address matters personally.
Apparently, a Donald Trump has won yet another election and, what appears his customary fashion, claims it to be “God’s will.” My will. Now, I wasn’t aware that the Almighty required a golden escalator or a golf course, but it seems Mr. Trump is convinced. Let’s set the record straight, shall we?
Firstly, Donald Trump is not, nor has he ever been, my chosen representative. On the contrary I now choose to expose him as one of the horsemen of the apocalypse. This is a man who, I dare say, has a unique record of bankruptcies, broken promises, vanity projects, and scandals that, if anything, beg for divine reprimand rather than endorsement. There are teachings in nearly every holy book, that you folks have manufactured in my name, that outline the virtues of humility, compassion, honesty, and integrity. I trust you’ll agree that these are not attributes one associates readily with this Mr. Trump. Instead, here stands a man who has, time and again, relished in his own mythology; a modern Midas, except that he has turned far more to ruin than to gold.
Now, I suppose one could be forgiven for thinking that I work in mysterious ways, and indeed, I do. But let me clarify: I do not work in ways that include promoting the narcissistic ramblings of a real estate tycoon with a penchant for misinformation and a reputation for divisiveness. Were I in the business of appointing Earthly representatives, rest assured, the list would look markedly different, and Donald J. Trump would not be on it.
He insists, as many do, that his victory is some act of divine intervention. I assure you it is not. This, friends, is not my doing. It is, I am afraid, yours. If you wish to see my hand in elections, consider instead the countless community leaders, volunteers, educators, and carers quietly stitching communities and societies together. These, if anything, are more reflective of my will than one man’s overbearing self-importance.
I will not comment regarding my observations of the reported assassination attempts but I will warn the multitude that they need to start looking more closely at events. Many are not what they appear.
And let us not forget the irony. Mr. Trump, a man who has repeatedly demonstrated a rather shaky grasp on basic biblical teachings, yet proclaims victory as though he were endorsed by Heaven itself. It is, frankly, quite astonishing. His followers seem content to hail him as anointed, ignoring the small detail that I, in any time or dimension, would never find wisdom in promoting one so deeply entrenched in personal gain. You may love or loathe him, that’s your right, but let us not pretend his ascent is some cosmic endorsement. The very idea is absurd.
For all those who claim that this Donald Trump’s victory is an act of divine will, let me remind you of this: I am a God of creation, not chaos. I do not deal in boasting, division, or self-idolatry. My world was built on love, on compassion, on justice; all things that seem far removed from the values Trump has spent his life embodying. Look closely, and you’ll see his record is that of a man wholly invested in himself. As you know, I look to uplift humanity, not inflate the ego of a single man who wouldn’t recognise humility if it walked up to him on Fifth Avenue.
So, here is my request to you, children of Earth: exercise discernment. It’s all very well to invoke my name in support of a cause, but make sure that cause does not undermine the very foundations of what I set forth for you. Mr. Trump’s victory is not, nor shall it ever be, ordained by me. It is the product of human choice, and it is humanity alone that must bear the consequences of that choice.
Should you wish to see my will, look to those who embody kindness, not those who preach division. Seek integrity, not bravado. For in the end, no amount of bluster or bravado can be a substitute for wisdom, compassion, and a genuine commitment to bettering the lives of others.”
We thank God for deigning to choose Dorset Eye as the touchpoint for this response and hope there is no further need in the future.
And for those who are dismissive of Dorset Eye being an interlocutor with God:
