Ignore the denials. No 10 Downing Street is the current home of Mephistopheles who would not know goodness and truth if it was branded on his foreheads with a lightsaber.
In fact anything they say go with the opposite. It will be a lot closer to reality.
It started with this exposure which makes for a fascinating read.
Then the social media of the world united to unravel the mystery. Finally the following irrefutable evidence fell in to my lap.
Fortunately a local embassy official decided to take a snap to show her grandchildren (when the time came) of the Prime Minister of the UK and how he likes to travel. Here he is having a paddle whilst avoiding getting his expensive shoes and socks… wet.
With this in hand the clamour for him to tell the truth of his visit (calculated at a probability of 0.00000000000000000000017 to the power of 69) is growing exponentially.
However, the repercussions could be dire.
And the other critical questions:
To be honest this article would be as huge as the world wide web if every critical comment were to be included but suffice to say Boris Johnson – you’re nicked.
James Finlayson
Update:
Video evidence now received from Tim:
