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Matt Hancock’s solution to Coronavirus: Wash your hands whilst singing ‘God save the Queen’

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If washing our hands is the ultimate solution then can we suggest other songs, poems or pieces of literature instead. God Save the Queen is tedious and only for those who find thinking an inconvenience.

How about:

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers; A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked; If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? (x4)

Or

War is Peace

Freedom is Slavery

Ignorance is Strength 

(x 10)

Penny Lane

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