So, the other evening, I waited for a break in the rain to take his royal highness Stan for a walk. As I left my house and crossed the road I noticed a small man car approaching at considerable speed thus forcing me to do a Mr Bean, clenched buttock speed march to the other side of the road, where upon I flicked said lunatic driver the obligatory ’wanker’ sign.
As I turned into Bellfield I noticed that said loon had performed a ‘U’ turn and returned to my location to inform me of how intelligent he was.
As he pulled up beside me, the ‘I work out innit mate’ meat head wound down the passenger window to reveal his female partner screaming at him with his child crying in the back, this was done so he could tell me how ‘ard’ he was where upon I reminded him that he was doing 70 in a 30, in the rain, in the dark and past a junction on a blind bend at the crest of a blind hill so he was not actually that clever so that my description of him remained valid. All of this of course in between his partner whacking him as he persisted in telling me he would ’fuckin do you innit cos I is ard mate’ leaving me no choice but to remind him that he was on my camera and if he did it again I would tell the police, and thus I carried on walking.
As he tried to follow me down the road with his partner whacking his head, whilst she called him a selection of fruity names, he then drove into the opposite hedge, WTF I actually started to laugh.
If he is your partner please get out now. If you are said ‘fuckwit’ and see this then call down anytime to resolve my complaint anytime only this time come without your child because somethings are totally unacceptable.
Sadly, too many people are like this and inhabit this town, as I have discovered to my increasing disappointment.
Stephen Makin
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