My first tweet to Boris Johnson

@BorisJohnson

"Yes, I cheated on my wife when she was recovering from cancer….. but only in a limited and specific way."

You so want to keep it secret, but you were still living with your cancer-stricken wife when you got Carrie up the duff, weren't you Comrade Johnson?

— Tom Lane (@TomLane2019) September 9, 2020