Complete the sentence ‘If lightning struck Dominic Raab and Boris Johnson whilst they were out walking and it left them smouldering…’.

Both are despicable non humans but when one comes on the radio, knowing that this would arise and does this, we know all is not well in the anuses crusts.

Best comment on social media:

‘The only sounds missing here are the screech of breaks, the sudden bang of the car hitting the barrier, followed by dull thuds as it rolls down the motorway embankment.’

The Speaker’s response:

And on top of Nadine Dorries auditioning for the role of a crack addict live on Channel 4 News

and Raab auditioning for the role of Dr Mengele

What a right old pickle over 13 million of the walking dead voted for.

Douglas James

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