“I have ordered Keith Stalin to cease & desist with this blatant plagiarism of Alan. This has had a devastating affect on the popularity of Alan and is costing me millions in revenue”.
A Labour spokesperson responded: “We wish to state that Sir Keir fully acknowledges the many leadership qualities of Alan Partridge & the inspiration he brings to Sir Keir. However, Labour would never claim Sir Keir is close to Alan Partridge’s level of talent, and so we reject Coogan’s claim; though we do not deny Sir Keir has forensically studied Alan’s many great achievements, and he remains THE inspiration for Sir Keir’s leadership. Also, if Alan Partridge has any tips on how to run things like a DFS middle-management, outsourced private PR company, Sir Keir will happily give Mr. Coogan full say over future policy direction.”
Adam Samuels
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