It’s called an internal enquiry because you can shove the findings up your arse

Alexander Armstrong – Who will have the final say on the internal enquiry?

Paul Merton – Boris Johnson… it's called an internal enquiry, because you can shove the findings up your arse. ????#HIGNFY pic.twitter.com/WqRYowdwhO

— Haggis_UK ???????? ???????? (@Haggis_UK) May 1, 2021