Blue Passport Trialled on Refugees and Pets

In a burst irony only seen once in a blue moon nationalist Brexiter voters are demanding the return of the same coloured passports issued to the very people they moan and whinge about the most. On top of that Winston the tomcat and Oswald the bullmastiff have already got theirs.

In the words of the Smiths ‘That Joke Isn’t Funny Anymore’.

Douglas James