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Sunday, May 19, 2024

You’re a liar!

I’m convinced we’re turning into a nation of liars. People don’t believe that the truth can set them free anymore so they roll out one lie after another. Apart from myself, I can’t trust anyone anymore. I can’t believe a word people say to me. People are even lying...
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A dog and name story

A few weeks ago my neighbour’s dog was tragically killed in a road traffic accident. He ran into the road (the dog that is) and was hit by a van. Thankfully, my neighbour was physically unscathed but he was psychologically scarred as you might imagine. The good news is...
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Still in the shit

It won’t be long until we’re all asked to vote in the local elections. I accept that we still have to get through the rest of Christmas, New Year and Easter but on Thursday, 5th May 2016 we’ll all be trekking down to our local polling stations to support...

Reading labels

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Why drivers hate mechanics

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Roll on Boxing Day

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I’ve recently started suffering from what the opposite sex have been going through, and complained loudly about, since the beginning of time. Flushes! Hot bloody flushes! Can you believe that? I’m not even old – well, not that old. Well, not so old that anyone would notice. I...
I’ve just returned from doing battle in my community. It was nothing too serious but there were times when things did become rather brutal and divisive. Worst still, aspersions were cast on my dear wife for the time it takes her to wash our windows. And before you start...