Oh David Cameron,
I want to pour hot mustard on,
your spam/ ham/ gammon face.
Do you know that
that your genitals
have their proper place
and that’s not in the boat race
of your deceased porcine paramour?
Did you also like to whip her?
Or is that flogging a dead sow?
Are pork scratchings inbred Tory Viagra?
Were you ever unfaithful with Damien Hurst’s cow,
or are you a one carcass lover?
Is your apple sauce just for her?
©Robert Hill 2015
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