OUR PRIME MINISTER LADIES & GENTLEMEN

Boris Johnson:

• “A bunch of black kids” made him “turn a hair” “If that is racial prejudice, then I am guilty. And so are you, baby. So are we all.”

Boris Johnson:

• Referred to gay men as – “tank-topped bum boys”

Boris Johnson:

• “If gay marriage was OK – and I was uncertain on the issue – then I saw no reason in principle why a union should not be consecrated between three men, as well as two men, or indeed three men and a dog”

Boris Johnson:

• “We don’t want our children being taught some rubbish about homosexual marriage being the same as normal marriage.”

Boris Johnson:

• Attacks “Labour’s appalling agenda, encouraging the teaching of homosexuality in schools, and all the rest of it.”

Boris Johnson:

• “It is still more compassionate to give pensioners more of their own money, by cutting their taxes, rather than bribing them with cheap television licences; and it is more sensitive to spare parents’ anxieties, than to allow Left-wing local authorities to waste taxpayers’ money on idiotic and irrelevant homosexual instruction.”

Boris Johnson:

• The children being raised by single mothers are “ill-raised, ignorant, aggressive and illegitimate”

Boris Johnson:

• Argued that cutting benefits, to leave women in “destitution on a Victorian scale” would act as a deterrent to unmarried women having children.

Boris Johnson:

• The way to deal with a female colleague is “to pat her on the bottom and send her on her way”

Boris Johnson:

• Criticised “the modern Briton (man) “his reluctance to take control of his woman”

Boris Johnson:

• Working-class men are “likely to be drunk, criminal, aimless, feckless and hopeless”

Boris Johnson

• “One comment I would make is that I think an awful lot of the money, an awful lot of police time, now goes into these historic offences and all this malarkey – £60 million I saw was being spaffed up the wall on some investigation into historic child abuse and all this kind of thing.”

Boris Johnson:

• Was reprimanded by London assembly member Jennette Arnold for his “disrespectful, patronising way at meetings” towards female assembly members

Boris Johnson:

• On why women cry more than men “Men are said to have differently shaped tear ducts, for instance, and can therefore retain the tears for longer before they splash down the cheek.”

Boris Johnson:

• About professional volleyball players “As I write these words there are semi-naked women playing beach volleyball in the middle of the Horse Guards Parade immortalised by Canaletto… They are glistening like wet otters and the water is splashing off the brims of the spectators’ sou’westers.”

Boris Johnson:

• Referring to Muslim women wearing Burkas – “I would… say that it is absolutely ridiculous that people should choose to go around looking like letterboxes.” also comparing them to “bank robbers”

Boris Johnson:

• “When is somebody going to get 18thcentury on Islam’s medieval ass?”

Boris Johnson:

• Authorised and signed off on (in 2004), the publication of a poem describing the Scottish people as;
• “A verminous race”, & “tartan dwarves”, who were
• “polluting our stock” and suggested that the country should be turned into a
• “ghetto” with the inhabitants submitted for
• “extermination”

Boris Johnson:

• Won £1000 for writing a poem about the Turkish president having sex with a goat”

Boris Johnson:

• “China is becoming in our imaginations the fashionable new dread, the incubator of strange diseases, a vast polluted landscape of Victorian factories where coolies sit in expectorating rows, nourished on nothing but rice and the spleens of pangolins, producing whirling typhoons of cheap bras and lingerie that race across the seas and reduce the native industries of the West to matchwood.“