THE BEST FATHER’S DAY PRESENT – TEENAGERS PLEASE TURN OFF THE BL***Y LIGHTS

Everrrrrrrry night I shout out “please turn the lights off” (or something to that effect) as one of our children retreats to the land of milk and honey to return to their ipads or Netflix or whatever they spend their non productive waking hours doing. Every night they are still on at least once and so one of us goes to hall way and switches them off. 

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So please for the sake of our sanity; our bank accounts and the future of every living creature please remember to celebrate Father’s Day every day and turn off the blankety blank lights. Thank you.

Douglas James