Why, surely this can’t be the terrorist-supporting Democratic Unionist Party? The mouthpiece of the Red Hand Commandos, Ulster Volunteer Force and sundry other loyalist death squads?
I mean, if it’s a matter of national hysteria for Corbyn even to talk to Sinn Fein, surely Theresa May wouldn’t actually *form a government with terrorists?*
After all, that would be rank hypocrisy of the most contemptible kind, wouldn’t it? A desperate and tawdry bid to cling to the shattered remnants of power at any price? Bereft of dignity, decency and integrity?