1. Last week, the Russia Report revealed that Russia have been interfering in our elections, that the government chose to look the other way and not even investigate, that the Tory Party has taken many millions of pounds in donations from Russian Oligarchs and that Johnson had lied in four different ways about the much-delayed release of the Report.
Yesterday, Boris Johnson announced that his government will be looking to strengthen the Treason Laws.
*This has been brought to you by the word ‘GASLIGHTING’ – defined as ‘abusive behaviour, specifically when an abuser manipulates information in such a way as to make a victim question their memories or perception of reality.’
PS The Prime Minister’s name begins with ‘Alexander Boris’ and his ‘senior adviser’ Dominic Cummings – now seemingly running our government and visiting all our top-secret military installations – speaks fluent Russian and spent three years in Russia immediately after university. In future, people will look back and say: “Ermm…. did you not think…..?!” (That’s the polite version. It’ll sound more like: “The fuck did you allow that to happen?!!)
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2. Today, Boris Johnson, defending the decision to quarantine anyone returning from Spain said: “Let’s be absolutely clear about what’s happening in Europe, amongst some of our European friends, I’m afraid you are starting to see in some places the signs of a second wave of the pandemic.” Apart from the fact that we now have no ‘European friends’, it somewhat ignores the fact that we have never even properly got past the first wave.
Yesterday’s reported Covid deaths in Spain = 2
Yesterday’s reported Covid deaths in UK = 119
*This has been brought to you by the word ‘GASLIGHTING’ – see definition above.
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3. Yesterday, Stephen Yaxley-Lennon – the ‘hate entrepreneur’, hater of immigrants and former pro-Brexit electoral candidate – told his racist followers that he is planning to move to Spain. In other words, he intends to become an immigrant in the EU.
*This has been brought to you by the word ‘IRONY’ – defined as ‘a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often wryly amusing as a result.’ ‘Wryly amusing’ is an understatement! Let’s hope he fucks off for good!
PS He had previously pleaded with The Racist Rapist to let him into America in a letter from his jail cell following his contempt of court conviction. That’s the same America which he is not allowed to enter due to his long history of violent crime and attempting to enter America on a fraudulent passport!
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4. The Racist Rapist retweeted film of a ‘Doctor’ who claimed to have successfully treated hundreds of Covid patients using the now-fully-discredited (for Covid) drug Hydroxychloroquine. Both Trump and his idiot son Donald Trump Jr have sung her praises whilst Twitter have removed the film for posting “misleading and potentially harmful information” about coronavirus. and suspended Junior’s account. The Racist Rapist himself posted her video with the caption “fearless warrior for the truth”. The video promotes Hydroxychloroquine and rails against the wearing of face-masks.
The Physician, Stella Immanuel, runs a clinic next to her religious mission where she is a Minister (insert GIF of red warning flag here). As well as preaching deeply homophobic views and promoting all kinds of right wing conspiracy theories over the years, Immanuel claims that:
a) Medical conditions such as endometriosis, fibroids, and cysts are, in fact, the result of “spirit husbands”: demons that have sex with women while they sleep, leaving ‘evil deposits.’
b) A witch is attempting to use abortion, gay marriage, and children’s toys to destroy the world.
c) Alien DNA is being used in medicine to treat humans.
d) The government is run in part by non-human reptilians.
* This has been brought to you by the words ‘Crazy-Shit’ and the number 97 (the number of days until the US Election which, rather evidently, can’t come soon enough!)
Tom Lane
