Trapped in a Tory Club? Don’t Despair

I am stuck in the Tory Club in Weston Super Mare at a family wedding reception. We have had half a bottle of Red Wine, I have a stinking cold. The socialists are huddled around a table in the corner moaning about being in the Tory Club. Life is short, I am 54, I apologise for my actions. I am immature, and I should know better…….Hey ho.

Kate Brookes